3 Things I would never do

     If I had a list of things I would never do these three things would be on there. 1) I would never swim in the Nile River, 2) I would never go deep sea scuba diving in caves, 3) Fight a kangaroo. I would never swim in the Nile River because of all the crocodiles and hippos in there. Swimming in there is a death wish. I might as well walk across the Sahara Desert in a sweat shirt and some sweat pants. It wouldn't be a slow painless death either, I would be eaten by several animals and drown at the same time. Secondly I would never go deep sea scuba diving in caves. The reason I would never do this is the chance of getting lost in the caves or stuck is so high. So if I get lost or stuck I will eventually run out of air and die of suffocation. Lastly and most importantly I would never fight a kangaroo. Kangaroos are fast, they through punches, and kick super hard with long claws on their feet. I have watched a couple videos were people and animals have felt the wrath of kangaroos, and it's not pretty. Those are the reasons why I will never swim in the Nile, deep sea scuba dive in caves, and fight a kangaroo.

3 people

     If I had to choose three people to have a conversation with while drinking hot coco I would choose  Abraham Lincoln, Whodini, and Neil Harmstrong. I would want Abraham Lincoln at the get to gather so I can ask him how hard was it to be president during the civil war, how did you feel to be fighting and killing Americans, and did you think you were going to lose the war at some point. I would have Whodini there so he could teach me magic trips, ask him if he has ever almost ever died will trying to escape something( if so how many times), and if he was mad that he died by getting punched in the stomach since he has done more dangerous things. Lastly I would want Harmstrong there so I can ask him if he really waked on the moon since there is speculation and doubt that America sent people on to the moon

The Invention to Relive a Memory

If there was an invention that could bottle up a memory, I would choose the memory of my family vacation to Myrtle Beach in South Carolina. It was about a twelve hour drive in a cramped van with every seat filled. Luckily we left the house at night so everyone(but the driver of course) was able to sleep off most of the hours. By time every one woke up we were already in West Virginia. The scenery in West Virginia was amazing. Every were you looked there were mountains with trees all over them, clear blue sky’s, and nice fresh air. This kind of scenery lasted all the way to North Carolina. So I was pretty happy that I was able to wake up in that state. After a few more hours of driving and a pit stop or two we finally made it to are hotel. We had a beautiful hotel room that had a full kitchen, washing and drying machine, two bathrooms with showers in them, several beds, and my favorite part about the room was we had a balcony. It was great to go out there in the morning and just listen to the waves and admire the calmness of the ocean. After we spent some time unpacking and checking out the hotel room we headed for the beach. After a little bit of walking we finally made it to the beach. The sand felt so warm in between the my toes and the ocean had a salty smell that I haven’t smelled in a very long time. Everyone ran right into the ocean once we got a spot to put are stuff. The water at first was cold, but after awhile it felt really good since it was a hot day. As the trip went on my cousin and I made lots of friends from different places. Some where from the south, others from the north, but all of them were great people. For most of the trip we ate out a lot, but my mom would occasionally make a home cooked meal. It was such a fun trip, but before we knew it the seven day vacation was over and we were on the rode again heading back for good-ole Ohio. These are the reasons I would choose this memory to go inside the bottle. However I wouldn’t open it every day to relive that moment. If I did the experience would get boring after a while. For me it would be a once in a while thing.

David R

My nuber one rule

   My number one rule that every guy should live by is leaving a one urinal space between you and inside the bathroom. There are many reasons why I think this rule should apply to every guy in the restroom. Reason number one is to keep things from being acquired and uncomfortable. The reason for this is simple. The bathroom is supposed to be a calming place equanimity. Nobody wants some random guy all up in there space when they're trying to use the bathroom. Another reason is its kind of weird. I know what public bathrooms can get crowded at places like cedar point, baseball stadiums, and concerts, but unless you're about to have an accident at that exact moment you can wait for a spot to open up or use a stall. The last and probably the most important reason is... It's GUY CODE to stay away from a guy when he is using the restroom.
   These are the reasons why I think every guy should leave a one urinal opening between him and another guy.

By David R